This isn’t true… Last year when I couldn’t afford my kid’s Christmas gifts my estrange uncle broke into our house while we were sleeping and left my kids 200$ iPads and left without saying anything to anybody. He does this every year.
The AWP doesn’t take that round, .303 armour piercing also haven’t been in use since the 40’s from what i can find. Santa is either using 7.62x51mm NATO, .300 Winchester Magnum, or .338 Lapua Magnum.
Or… it’s a webcomic, and the normal rules of reality, causality, etc., don’t apply. If Santa can deliver millions of gifts to the dozen or so truly good children, and Krampus can deliver curses (cleverly disguised as gifts, but which will ultimately cause more suffering and misery in the long run,) to all the millions or billions of others in a single night, then Santa surely can get an AWP chambered to take .303, and there’s no doubt he can have his elves MAKE the ammo for it easily enough, or whatever else he wants or needs. In fact, fresh, shiny, armor-piercing .303 ammo what was on Santa’s own Christmas wish list this year. Should you wonder, “WHO gives gifts to Santa”? The answer is, of course, Super Santa. Also, that’s CLEARLY Joey’s Mom, dressed up AS Santa, anyway.
We don’t mention the S word around here
This isn’t true… Last year when I couldn’t afford my kid’s Christmas gifts my estrange uncle broke into our house while we were sleeping and left my kids 200$ iPads and left without saying anything to anybody. He does this every year.
Giving naughty kids coal just doesn’t cut it like a .303 armour piercing round.
The AWP doesn’t take that round, .303 armour piercing also haven’t been in use since the 40’s from what i can find. Santa is either using 7.62x51mm NATO, .300 Winchester Magnum, or .338 Lapua Magnum.
Or… it’s a webcomic, and the normal rules of reality, causality, etc., don’t apply. If Santa can deliver millions of gifts to the dozen or so truly good children, and Krampus can deliver curses (cleverly disguised as gifts, but which will ultimately cause more suffering and misery in the long run,) to all the millions or billions of others in a single night, then Santa surely can get an AWP chambered to take .303, and there’s no doubt he can have his elves MAKE the ammo for it easily enough, or whatever else he wants or needs. In fact, fresh, shiny, armor-piercing .303 ammo what was on Santa’s own Christmas wish list this year. Should you wonder, “WHO gives gifts to Santa”? The answer is, of course, Super Santa. Also, that’s CLEARLY Joey’s Mom, dressed up AS Santa, anyway.
Holy crap another rare sighting of Joey with eyes
Why wasn’t Santa using the bipod?
Santa’s not using the bipod because Santa likes a challenge, and he’s just that damned good.