#075 Compression Session
Jul23
on July 23, 2020
at 1:01 am
When done correctly, chest compression’s often crack the sternum/ribs. Be like Carmen. Break bones
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Nothing sexy about a fractured sternum, Katherine. Also, good luck sleeping while that heals.
She still got the kiss so I’d say worth.
I’m pretty sure that very first chest compression dissolved all notion of romance. Remember: chest compressions happen before the first kiss in CPR now.
And kids! Dont forget to sing the official song of CPR while you compress, level the airway, and disrobe your patient. Stayin’ Alive (1977) by the Bee Gees!
Does the Les Claypool version count?
https://open.spotify.com/track/78IDzUnS5dA8oFCuYRkkiP?si=z_ajv8mHT3Kdnt9iWzA1cg
I honestly have noooooo clue.
Every spotify link I try has been browser hijacking me and trying to get me to install their app. Even after accepting all their many certificates and allowing cookies.
Would you be so kind as to sing it for me?
As long as it has the same tempo, I think it still qualifies. Unless they do that embellishing (as sings are wont to do) where they hold a note for as long as possible or drop the note into a dramatic and elongated pause. Theeeeeeeeen…. we might ….. lose the patient… *flourish!*
What is the name of the show in your avatar? I used to watch that crazy aussie back in the day just cant remember the title!
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Don’t be like Carmen. Carmen obviously didn’t check for a pulse sufficiently, since if Katherine’s conscious (which she obviously is,) she obviously has a pulse, which means chest compressions are contraindicated. OTOH, maybe Carmen knows that and is willing to risk killing Katherine to teach her not to try to steal kisses from her in the form of appearing to need “rescue breaths” or whatever they’re calling those nowadays. Also… her hand-positioning is wrong. Just saying.