“Dang, what a day! This global warming amiright? Also I might have impregnated your Mum but I ain’t committed to a fatherly relationship. So I’ll leave things just ambiguous enough to where I can pop by when I want, while doing irreparable damage to your sense of self-worth so you’ll always be open to restarting things. Might hit your capabilities for trust and emotional intimacy at the same time while I’m at it. Anyways, I’m gonna go get some milk and a pack of cigs, be back soon kid!”
*Does the cool-guy anime walk away, waving a single hand in the air while not looking back.*
Should have sent a telegram, they’re a bit more effective. Also the little fang is so C U T E
That’s how it works!
Since the mailman never deliver (except kids )
If she had written in German, he’d’ve written back. Also, including a self-addressed stamped envelope with her letter would have helped.
I think her father is trapped in the 80’s helping 4 teens fight zombies and an alien in a theme park made by a crazed director. Just a thought.
Shows up one panel later
“Dang, what a day! This global warming amiright? Also I might have impregnated your Mum but I ain’t committed to a fatherly relationship. So I’ll leave things just ambiguous enough to where I can pop by when I want, while doing irreparable damage to your sense of self-worth so you’ll always be open to restarting things. Might hit your capabilities for trust and emotional intimacy at the same time while I’m at it. Anyways, I’m gonna go get some milk and a pack of cigs, be back soon kid!”
*Does the cool-guy anime walk away, waving a single hand in the air while not looking back.*
*Carmen waits into the night.*
… Dad?
We should get a drink some time!
Plot twist: They all share the same Mom and Dad and everyone is related.
that’d really kill the sexual tension
Sure?
or improve it.