#267 Water’s Up
Apr25
on April 25, 2024
at 12:00 am
This might seem cool at first but if he jumps into a lake he’ll get really tall and at some point you get scared of heights
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This might seem cool at first but if he jumps into a lake he’ll get really tall and at some point you get scared of heights
Cuddlep00p Links
Does Joey’s mom ever get tired of being wrong?
I like to imagine that Joey’s Mom smokes a wee bit from time to time, so she experiences more of a ‘woah, mind blown’ happy wrongness rather than the mental exhaustion that comes with sober wrongness.
Unfortunately, I think she prefers copious amounts of alcohol, so the concept of being right or wrong is blocked out for a while.
What would YOU do, huh? If your kid was the main character of a webcomic in which you were basically relegated to a combination of comic relief and eye-candy, fan-service, and possibly jerk-off material for a bunch of invisible readers, and he, being aware of the fact that he is the main character of a webcomic, can do pretty close to whatever the cartoonist, (someone who calls himself, “Cuddle00p,”) thinks would be funny to have him want to be able to do and then proceeds to LET him DO it! What would you do? You’d numb yourself with booze from dusk ‘til dawn… you’d get sober two or three times a year—for special occasions, such as filing your income tax returns, doing jury duty, or sitting at the DMV, and you’d hate every moment of that obligatory sobriety!
I’m just joshing, of course, but you gotta admit, being the hot, sexy mother of a teenage GOD who delights in messing with your head for humor’s sake, has GOT to take it out of her.
(oops…. DAWN until DUSK… well, basically, during any and all waking hours, you’d want to be at least MILDLY buzzed, just to ignore the sheer reality, unreality, and surreality of all this, her very life and existence.)
If you ever watch Vivarium, (a great, but rather disturbing film,) you’ll see a young couple who end up having to serve as surrogate parents… Joey’s Hot Mom is of course not quite as bad off as the ones in that movie, but her experience can’t be TOO different, and that’s before other stresses are even considered that she may have had in her life.
To Joey’s BLISTERINGLY, FACE-MELTINGLY HAWT sexy Mom… I say, you do what you need to do to take care of YOU, baby. If you gotta drink, you gotta drink and we’re all here for you. Joey can plainly take care of himself, so… no need to worry too much about him. No one’s gonna criticize you.
But yeah, she might smoke a little “urbb,” too… and if she doesn’t, maybe she should, it might HELP. 😀