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1. 
   Instant Classicist: Just add WATER

   May 4, 2023, 5:25 am | # | Reply

   Instant classic!
2. 
   Lurker5940

   May 4, 2023, 1:07 pm | # | Reply

   I can’t wait to hear this one.
3. 
   Inaro

   May 4, 2023, 8:08 pm | # | Reply

   I foresee such an ass beating his children won’t be able to sit straight
4. 
   Malecus

   May 5, 2023, 9:26 pm | # | Reply

   This is why you pay extra for the metal container with the child-proof lid. Or convert the carbon in the ashes to gemstones. Or have the ashes shot into space. Or spread the ashes somewhere in the wild. Or just bury the body in a nice graveyard.

   Options! Expensive but worthwhile options!