Santa’s presents always use handwriting found in the family and household wrapping paper because his elves use their magic to create mimicking presents. They shift in colour and style until they’re placed next to non-magical presents.
That way, you can’t tell his presents from the others and you have to just open up whichever one you grab first. Pretty sneaky, that old saint Nick.
Would you rather some governmental organization be watching over him? I can trust an immortal saint/elf once a year, but not some faceless government moral busybody.
Really hit the right notes with Carmen’s hair. Makes me want to have kids, almost.
Hey just a a piece of a advice from a former buttlords about having kids: just.. don’t ..
Young Carmen is so wholesome and cute.
Did Joey get a lump of coal?
Sort of. All presents are instantly transmuted into coal when opened early.
Now you know the truth of all the kids with coal in their stocking: they went down and peaked while everyone else was asleep.
Santa’s presents always use handwriting found in the family and household wrapping paper because his elves use their magic to create mimicking presents. They shift in colour and style until they’re placed next to non-magical presents.
That way, you can’t tell his presents from the others and you have to just open up whichever one you grab first. Pretty sneaky, that old saint Nick.
What an unregulated freak he is
Would you rather some governmental organization be watching over him? I can trust an immortal saint/elf once a year, but not some faceless government moral busybody.
Are you sure Santa didn’t go up *her* window