Dear diary,
It’s been almost a year since Dad left.. I’ve had no choice but to take over the role of “Man of the House” until his return… I pray the new paper factory reopens soon, because having sex with my mom is really gross, and SonBrother is really… Really… r e a l l y not okay… Father… Please come home….
All I can think about now is how horrible their socks must be if it did take a decade for her to stop her monologue. Hard enough to stop count as steel-toed shoes and funky enough to make paint peel.
Kids grow up so fast…
They grow up so fast these days
Father?
Hey son!
Just going out to get the paper!
See ya later
Dear diary,
It’s been almost a year since Dad left.. I’ve had no choice but to take over the role of “Man of the House” until his return… I pray the new paper factory reopens soon, because having sex with my mom is really gross, and SonBrother is really… Really… r e a l l y not okay… Father… Please come home….
I admire the dedication to this bit, but it took a real turn about halfway through.. thus, earning more admiration!
And Joey’s mom stays the same age.
Father. I hunger for more.
I mean her monolog did fucking take years to rap up.
All I can think about now is how horrible their socks must be if it did take a decade for her to stop her monologue. Hard enough to stop count as steel-toed shoes and funky enough to make paint peel.
You can’t hide your stinky foot fetish from us
I felt myself get older reading this