#211 Chiropractic Wakeup
Mar18
on March 18, 2023
at 5:57 pm
The innate ability to cause harm to a parent from a crack is a lot of responsibility to put on a kid who probably just wants to play outside and poke bugs with sticks. The world is unjust.
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Yep. Did this a whole lot as a kid. Mother ended up with RA and can’t stand up straight. The rhyme on the ancients holds power.
The implications of this are vast. Do districts that fail to repair sidewalk cracks suffer some form of legal culpability for back disorders generated by children stepping on them? Do the construction companies that make poor-quality and thus crack-prone sidewalks shoulder any responsibility? What of places that have greater thermal heating-cooling cycles that promote the creation of cracks? Did anyone suffer from back disorders before the creation of sidewalks, or does this also apply to natural earth cracks as well? Can this be a viable test of maternity? Can this be a litmus test of what constitutes a crack versus a full-fledged break in geology? The questions spiral outward to infinity.
Glad to see someone take up my old mantle of posts like this in my absence. (Or had I stolen your shtick?) Either way, I wish you joy. Have fun with it.
While I’m here, I’ll opine that CP is a merciful god. A pinched nerve is probably far less debilitating than a broken back (or spine) would be.
By way of contrast, see the Cyanide and Happiness short on this same topic from a while back. Funny as all-get-out. In fact, here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gia6xOBRjQE make sure and stay for the epilogue at the end of the video.