#127 Grammatical Accident
Apr27
on April 27, 2017
at 2:48 am
This happened to me once but instead of peeing myself I cried and got sent home. High-school was fun
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“Can I use the restroom?”
“I don’t know. CAN you?”
“If you’re inquiring as to my physical ability to use the restroom, yes I can. However, in my question, I was using ‘can’ in its secondary modal form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. Also, colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language, and since you and the rest of our present company clearly understood my intended meaning, being particular about the minute grammatical distinction between ‘can’ and ‘may’ is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious.”
“Just go to the God damn restroom.”
Are you an English teacher? ‘Cause you sound like an English teacher. Also memealicious
Ok but what the fuck is he teaching
“Apparently, because this school operates with the same set or rules used in prisons, no, I CAN’T go to the bathroom without your fucking permission, you snide, condescending, authoritarian, twisted sociopath!”
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