Santa then went on to kill himself later on that day. Only to come back to life moments later. Father Christmas lives in hell for eternity, to entertain us with gifts once a year, and spend the rest working his sweatshop elves to death while his wife refuses to acknowledge their relationship. Merry Holidays you silly goosers. I love you. But I love myself more.



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