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You know, as I keep on making these comics, I feel like they’re getting more and more intelligent. If I keep this up, by the time I hit 50 I’ll be talking about kindergarten math.
I had a few dogs like this once. The trick here is to kick them out of the house and not let them back in until they’ve gotten a haircut and a job. They’ve all died.
Oh my god it’s 6am I am so tired and I don’t even know how to breathe. Here’s a new comic. I’m gonna roll over into my bed thingy and metaphorically die. It’s gonna be AWESOME!
You know those moments where you’re just driving along the road, closing your eyes, and imagining something really important? Like boobs or something? And then before you know it- BAM… you accidentally skipped your favorite song. And you think “Awh[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is why I’m a dog person. Because cats poop in a box. Shit’s weird, man. Boxes are for funsies. Not poopsies.
You know one time I was at the zoo. My grandma was there too. I asked her for a popsicle. You know, the cherry kind. I love cherry kind. She said no. So I sold her to a third world[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Okay! Last comic with someone else’s character in it! Wait no. I lied to you. I’m a liar. There’s one more. But that’s not until later. Shhhhhhh. This weeks lovely guest belongs to a good friend of mine by the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My computer is silly. It just got a virus. What the hell, computer? What did I tell you about going to sketchy websites? No I don’t care if you have friends in that part of the neighborhood, they can’t come[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Pop quiz! What do you do when someone you like is seeing another person? If you answered abduction and grand theft auto, you’d be right! You’d also be unorignal, because that’s exactly what just happened in this comic. You uncreative[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…